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Although Clinton and others in the queer community don't always agree on what the issues should be, she says that diversity nonetheless mobilizes people. "What I've learned is that you have absolutely no control over a movement," she says. "It's like, gays in the military is going to be an issue? Marriage? It wouldn't have been my first choice. But it activates people who would have never gotten involved. Colorado has been so under assault with all the props over the years, it really makes for active people. Focus on the Family: I call it 'Fuck Us on the Family.'"
Clinton also believes Colorado and the West are where the political action is  the home of the 2008 Democratic Convention and the "New Democrat." "You're lookin' good," she says. "I think it really speaks to the rising importance of the West and the Southwest. And I think that the Democratic  and I'm going to put this in quotes  'leadership' vaguely gets that."
Will she be here for the convention? "I probably will," she muses. "I know that my girlfriend will be quite eager to cause a demonstration; then I have to put her in detox. She used to go to the Republican convention, and I said, 'Honey, I just can't live with you after you return from those things.' You know, the smell of tear gas lurking."
Lurk and laugh along with Kate tonight at 7:30 p.m. at the Gothic Theatre, 3263 South Broadway in Englewood. Tickets are $25, or $75 for VIP tix to benefit the National Center for Lesbian Rights, which includes a meet-and-greet with Clinton after the show. For more info, call 1-866-468-7621 or go to www.mavenproductions.com.
Fri., April 6, 7:30 p.m.